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Mary - just your average 18 year old from Melbourne trying to figure out what the fuck I am going to do with my life.

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As much of myself as I can (attempt to) explain in print.

I’m Mary - I am a stubborn, loud, opinionated teen with a big mouth and inability to hold my tongue. I was born in Australia but I have an Italian and Scottish background. This is my place to vent and say things I want to say to people but can’t, therefore this blog is a personal blog, made up mostly of GIFs, porn, cartoons and games mixed with a bunch of text posts about my life and my thoughts. 

  • I am obsessed with Eminem and have been for the past ten years, words can’t describe it, December 1st will make my life worthwhile. 
  • I HAVE FINISHED HIGHSCHOOL :D and now I’m just a doll bludger.. 
  • I do not believe in “god”. 
  • I am a tomboy. 
  • I am nerd. 
  • I am obsessed with technology. 
  • I prefer XBOX > PS3
  • I work in a games shop I probably shouldn’t name for all the bitching I do. 
  • My hair is huge so people call me Hagrid. 
  • I don’t smoke. 
  • I do drink. 
  • I swear far too much. 
  • I prefer DOGS > CATS. 
  • Writing is my outlet, it’s what keeps me from going insane. 
  • I’m nothing special and I don’t pretend to be.

I’m a pretty open person, I will talk to anyone about anything - if you’re up for a chat I am more than happy to oblige! Also I know sometimes it can be a lot easier to talk to a stranger, so if anyone wants to vent at me or needs advice well I’ve seen and been through enough to hopefully be of use. The ask is always open :)

The cursor on my blog is a moustache for a reason, just put it over anything/anyone on my blog. Everything is funnier with a moustache. Try it out - you know I’m right ;)